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I am a white African. Contradiction in terms? I think not. Sometimes my blog will be serious; sometimes sad; sometimes irreverent; sometimes witty; always my truth simply written.
Showing posts with label Snoring. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snoring. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Snoring


Snoring! Snoring!
Oh, dear God, I’m tired!
His jaw should be wired
This man once desired.

Snoring! Snoring!
I just want to weep!
This guy is a creep
He won’t let me sleep.

Snoring! Snoring!
In my marriage bed!
I’ll chop off his head
Sleep in jail instead.

Snoring! Snoring!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


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