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I am a white African. Contradiction in terms? I think not. Sometimes my blog will be serious; sometimes sad; sometimes irreverent; sometimes witty; always my truth simply written.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Snoring


Snoring! Snoring!
Oh, dear God, I’m tired!
His jaw should be wired
This man once desired.

Snoring! Snoring!
I just want to weep!
This guy is a creep
He won’t let me sleep.

Snoring! Snoring!
In my marriage bed!
I’ll chop off his head
Sleep in jail instead.

Snoring! Snoring!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


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2 comments:

  1. Glad you enjoyed it Liz.... I literally wrote this bit of nonsense while he was lying snoring his head off.... When I complain that I'm always tired and I think it's cos of his snoring he throws it right back at me: "You snore too...." so what can I do? Twin beds or separate bedrooms should work...

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