Snoring! Snoring!
Oh, dear God, I’m tired!
His jaw should be wired
This man once desired.
Snoring! Snoring!
I just want to weep!
This guy is a creep
He won’t let me sleep.
Snoring! Snoring!
In my marriage bed!
I’ll chop off his head
Sleep in jail instead.
Snoring! Snoring!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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lol thats so funny :D
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it Liz.... I literally wrote this bit of nonsense while he was lying snoring his head off.... When I complain that I'm always tired and I think it's cos of his snoring he throws it right back at me: "You snore too...." so what can I do? Twin beds or separate bedrooms should work...
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